I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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