let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
