Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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