he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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