i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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