At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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