My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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