That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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