i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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