Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I just forgot I was standing up.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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