I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
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