I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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