Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Randomize
