I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Randomize