we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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