i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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