check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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