just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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