I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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