D3 body, D1 cock
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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