if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Randomize
