the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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