I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
