my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
The air taste purple.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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