He disabled his match.com account in front of me
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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