the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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