So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I can't turn off my feet"
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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