And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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