i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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