Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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