So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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