you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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