He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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