I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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