I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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