boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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