Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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