So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize