I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
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