dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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