11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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