gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Randomize
