she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Randomize
