i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
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