She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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