why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Randomize