can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
It's not a walk of shame if you run
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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