So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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