I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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