im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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