tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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