Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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