I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
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