jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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