Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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