I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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