Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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