So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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