On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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